LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SHRIMPIN' AIN'T EASY

Riddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where's the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shrimpy shrimp?! A rim of a shrimp cocktail glass can only hold SO many shrimp, so theoretically you could consume MORE shrimp if you use smaller shrimp? OK, it's a stretch but what can we say? Shrimpin' ain't easy.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1. NO SLIP: Goodr uses special grip coating to construct the frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE: The frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. NO LEOPARDS: Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).